Time for some classic Deadpool with a Spidey-Deadpool team up.
Scans from Deadpool volume 3, issue 10
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
Here’s a photoset of Grimlock biting things.
“I always find maya as the mother for the team, like, say that you need help being revived.Boom.You’re revived.You need helth? Boom.I just shoot you .You need someone to hold that enemy? Boom.No prob.No matter what level you are, if your maya,i will see you as the mother of the team (and i can see Gaige to be the cool little sister too, and zero as that one person who helps kinda more than anyone else, Salvador and axton being the big brother of the team, and of course, krieg as the crazy father who still loves his children). “
one of the “emotional outbursts” Senator Shockwave got suspended for was him getting on top of the desk and kicking over Senator Proteus’ latte and screaming “How do you like me now, motherfucker?” after the popularity polls came back
seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash
Harvey used to be a fighting dog. His ears torn from battles he was forced into. He flinches when you talk too loud around him. He gets so excited when you prepare his food, as in disbelief that he’s actually going to eat this many days in a row and when you put the food down he kisses you in gratitude. He’s afraid of thunder, soda cans, the TV and when baby Nick Fury meows when he’s hungry. When we first picked up Harvey from the pound half of his face was missing and he was severely underweight.Now he’s a kitten baby sitter. FIGHT BSL IN YOUR COUNTY.
IT’S THE REAL-LIFE VERSION OF THESE GUYS
OMG BABY I LOVE YOU